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I have a cult of the Epiphany. the Epiphany is an event in which everyone will become like me (not physically). When the time comes, I will go to the Grand Beyond, which will unlock the powers of Infinity and will change the world. All those who follow me will be saved from a life of misery and anarchy post-Epiphany (of course they'll still turn into me), whereas those who get on my bad side will be handed over to the devil (aka, Hillary Clinton) to be tormented for eternity. You should join.
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